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BAD NEWS LYRICS
"Bohemian Rhapsody" (1987 Single)
1. Bohemian Rhapsody
2. Pretty Woman
3. Life With Brian
1. Bohemian Rhapsody
(Vim coughs)
Vim: MAMAAAAAA! I just killed a man.
I put a gun up to his head, I pulled the trigger, now he's dead!
MAMAAAA! Life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away!!!
MAMAAA! OOOH OOOH OOOH!
I don't wanna die! I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all!
(Guitar solo with copious wrong notes.)
Vim: I see a little silhouetto of a man
All: Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango?
Thunderbolt and lightning, very very frightening me!
Gallileo! Gallileo!
Gallileo! Gallileo!
Colin: Figaro!
All: Gallileo! Figaro! Magnifico-o-o-o-o-o-o!
Vim: Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Spider: (falsetto) Let me go!
All: Bismillah! No, we will not let you go!
Let me go!
Bismillah! We will not let you go!
Let me go!
Bismillah! We will not let you go!
Let me go! Will not let you go!
Let me go! Will not let you go!
Oh let me go-o-o!!
No, no, no, no, no, no, NO!
Colin: Absolutely NOT!
All: Oh mamma mia, mamma mia, mamma mia, Figaro
Spider: (falsetto) Mamma mia!
Vim: Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me...
All: For me, for MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Vim: NO!
Vim: So you think you can stop me and spit in my eye?
So you think you can love me and leave me to die?
Ooooh, baby! Can't do this to me baby!
I just gotta get out! I just gotta get right out of here.
(Another poor guitar solo.)
Vim: Nothing really matters, anyone can see,
Colin: Nothing really matters!
All: Nothing ever happens to me!!!
(Song ends.)
Spider: Brilliant!
Vim: Right.
Colin: I thought that was good.
Vim: I thought that was pretty good.
Colin: I thought it was VERY good.
Vim: Blow Queen off the fucking stage.
Colin: Yes, absolutely!
2. Pretty Woman
Come along then, let's play....
Why do we have to be playing Pretty Woman
We don't even know the lyrics to Pretty Woman
Yeah, you just go Pretty Woman a lot, don't you?
Pretty woman, walking down the street
Pretty woman, kind of girl I'd meet
Pretty woman, la la la pretty woman
Pretty woman, walking down the street
Pretty woman, walking down the street
Pretty woman, walking down the street
Pretty woman, walking down the street
Oh pretty woman, walking down the street
Oh pretty woman, walking down the street
Probably getting quite tired now, done such a lot of walking
Fucking woman keeps on walking down the fucking street
Oh look, do we have to have the swear words
Woman, pretty woman, walking down the fucking street (keep it clean)
Woman, woman, walking down the beep street
Why's she walking down the street
Pretty woman
Bass break (keep playing)
Pretty woman
Pretty woman
Pretty woman
Ugly woman, walking down the street
Ugly woman, probably Colin Grigson's girlfriend
But she's probably not Colin Grigson's girlfriend because if she was she'd be much more attractive than that
Oh, I'm bored with that
3. Life With Brian
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