
!T.O.O.H.! LYRICS
"Rad a Trest" (2005)
1. AlAmin (Aneb Jak Vycakat Jelito) 2. Analyza Zahnedy 3. Konec Kontinentalniho Kontejneru 4. Hanicka  Pribeh Nebozacky (Aneb Co Se Stalo U Slepeho Koryta) 5. AbuHassan 6. Rï¿½d A Trest 7. Ja Samaritan 8. Padaji, Piskaji 9. To Je Jizda Bozinku 10. Kali
1. AlAmin (Aneb Jak Vycakat Jelito)
V hlubokï¿½ch lesï¿½ch, temnï¿½ch hvozdech,ï¿½ pï¿½ebï¿½vï¿½ stvoï¿½enï¿½ jehoï¿½ jmï¿½no je lï¿½pe nikdy nevyslovit.
Tucet dï¿½monï¿½ chrï¿½nï¿½ jeho krokï¿½
Jak vepï¿½ na svini praseï¿½ï¿½m si, sekrety cï¿½kajï¿½c
Jï¿½ Alamï¿½n
Nestvï¿½rnï¿½ velkï¿½ a jak kï¿½men tvrdï¿½ genitï¿½l
Zarudlï¿½ vzteklï¿½ hadice
To z roï¿½tï¿½ ke mnï¿½ zavonï¿½la ï¿½enahoubaï¿½
Kyprï¿½ prdel v teplï¿½kï¿½ch
Statnï¿½ babice
V jednï¿½ hnï¿½tï¿½ ztopoï¿½enï¿½ klï¿½da, slintï¿½trkï¿½
V druhï¿½ klacek, tï¿½kï¿½ samorost
Koule plnï¿½ kvasu, hustï¿½ kaï¿½e
Teï¿½ zakusï¿½ ta mrchaï¿½
Jï¿½ mï¿½m sï¿½ly dost!
Neï¿½um bï¿½bo!
Rozï¿½lï¿½pnu ti klouzka!
Jiï¿½ nikdo nepï¿½ijde ti na pomoc
Vï¿½echno ï¿½ivï¿½ prchï¿½, babizna v zajetï¿½ je dï¿½sa
Hlava se jï¿½ motï¿½
Prosï¿½ pï¿½na boha
Kdyï¿½ spatï¿½ila ten nï¿½strojï¿½
Je velkej jako noha!
Padla prvnï¿½ rï¿½na, praskla prvnï¿½ kost
Je napitej a zahnutej, jak krvavï¿½ jelitoï¿½
S ï¿½aludem jak vod valacha kopyto!
Uï¿½ jï¿½ protrh gatï¿½, v dï¿½ï¿½e uï¿½ se cukï¿½
ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½hï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½.ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½hï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½
Teï¿½ Alamï¿½n vyleje si zlost!
2. Analyza Zahnedy
Za nï¿½draï¿½ï¿½m uzï¿½ï¿½t
Opilï¿½ homeleso
Vï¿½ak vï¿½kal soucitu z chladnï¿½ho srdce
Nemoï¿½no vyronit
Tento deficit nenï¿½ smutnï¿½
Pï¿½esto jsem donucen
Pï¿½ed stï¿½elbou si vyhonit
Vraï¿½da muï¿½e bez domova
Vlastnï¿½ ani vraï¿½dou nebyla
Spï¿½e osobnï¿½ cviï¿½kou
Analï¿½zou zï¿½hnï¿½dy vlastnï¿½ho svï¿½domï¿½
Teï¿½ uï¿½ vï¿½m:
Nejsem schopen zabï¿½tï¿½
A to co se stalo
Snad nikdo uï¿½ se nedovï¿½
3. Konec Kontinentalniho Kontejneru
Kolem jdoucï¿½ kobyla
Je kolosï¿½lnï¿½ kolouch
Kojnï¿½? Koketa?
Kochï¿½m se tou korpulentnï¿½ korouhvï¿½
Ale zakohoutil bych
V totï¿½lnï¿½m kolapsu koktï¿½m na koksu
Konsternovï¿½n tï¿½m kontinentï¿½lnï¿½m kontejnerem
Konfrontace konipï¿½ska v konï¿½rnï¿½?
Koordinuji komplimenty ku koneï¿½nï¿½ kolaboraci
Smoï¿½ï¿½m kocoura v korbynï¿½ komnatï¿½?
Ne!
V kobce kolejnicï¿½ rozbiju jï¿½ kopuli
Jsem v kondici
Lemtï¿½m koï¿½alku
A kormidluji koï¿½ena bez kondomu
Do koneï¿½nï¿½ku tï¿½ zkornatï¿½lï¿½ konzervy
Kurunuji kopanci!
Po kotletï¿½ch jï¿½ teï¿½ou koblihy
Z komï¿½na mi vycï¿½k koï¿½ak
Koncert dospï¿½l ku konci
4. Hanicka  Pribeh Nebozacky (Aneb Co Se Stalo U Slepeho Koryta)
Pro krejcï¿½rek Haniï¿½ka se lopotï¿½
Dnes jde hodnï¿½ pozdï¿½ z roboty
Pï¿½jdu podï¿½l ï¿½eky, pomyslï¿½ siï¿½
Neï¿½ slunko zapadne, pak koziï¿½ce dï¿½m
A malï¿½m navaï¿½ï¿½m, ï¿½ samï¿½ dobroty
Inu,ï¿½ dï¿½ se k vodï¿½
Spï¿½chï¿½, chvï¿½tï¿½, pod noï¿½kami nevï¿½ï¿½mï¿½ si blï¿½ta
Celiï¿½kï¿½ se zapotï¿½
U slepï¿½ho koryta zaï¿½ï¿½nï¿½ se smrï¿½kat
Dnes nï¿½jak prapodivnï¿½ zaï¿½ly ï¿½ï¿½by kvï¿½kat
A vï¿½udy toliko stï¿½nï¿½ jak v hlubokï¿½m lese
Ani lï¿½stek nepohne seï¿½
Brekekï¿½ï¿½ï¿½!!!
Ozvalo se zpoza roï¿½tï¿½, tu zjevilo se muï¿½isko !
Oï¿½i vykulenï¿½ civï¿½ na nï¿½, pysky rudï¿½ voslintanï¿½
A je celï¿½ zelenï¿½
V bahnï¿½ si to fousa vï¿½lï¿½, a pod fousemï¿½
Krista ï¿½ pï¿½naï¿½
Vobrovitï¿½ hambisko!
Dï¿½veï¿½ko ï¿½ holï¿½iï¿½ko,ï¿½ï¿½kemrï¿½
Pusï¿½ mï¿½ do prdï¿½lky, jen pomlï¿½ï¿½ï¿½m ti vajï¿½ï¿½koï¿½
Zajiskï¿½ï¿½ mu oï¿½iï¿½ka hnï¿½dkou posedlï¿½
Jedeï¿½ ty neï¿½ï¿½de!,ï¿½zahï¿½mï¿½ Haniï¿½ka
Jdi mi z cesty obludo!!, ï¿½zahï¿½mï¿½ podruhï¿½
Huï¿½ ty ropucho!!!, ï¿½zahï¿½mï¿½ potï¿½etï¿½
ï¿½esï¿½lkï¿½v ï¿½smï¿½v v ï¿½kleb se mï¿½nï¿½, no nedivme se
Po tom klenï¿½
Neï¿½ ji skolil, trvalo to drahnou chvï¿½li
Do vody tu neboï¿½aï¿½ku musel vtï¿½hnout
A neï¿½ vypustla duï¿½iï¿½ku, vlezl na to tï¿½lo bï¿½lï¿½
A natrhnul ji kaï¿½ï¿½k
Ten veï¿½er vï¿½udy v ï¿½ece hovna byly
A to je konec pï¿½ï¿½telï¿½ milï¿½
5. AbuHassan
Ty hajzle, jï¿½ mï¿½m tvojï¿½ dceru!
Zaplaï¿½!
A ï¿½ï¿½dnï¿½ kliï¿½ky natoï¿½ fï¿½zly
To bys posral, na mou vï¿½ru!
AbuHassan
Pï¿½knï¿½ holka ta tvï¿½ Lï¿½da
Dennï¿½ mï¿½ho kluka vï¿½dï¿½
Tak to neposer ty zmetku, srï¿½ï¿½i!
Mï¿½m protï¿½hnout jï¿½ hnï¿½dku?
Donutï¿½ ji k plï¿½ï¿½i?
Viï¿½ ï¿½e ne?
Ty zazobanej sysle, burï¿½oaznï¿½ kï¿½eï¿½ku!
Mï¿½ na to dva dny
Jinak udï¿½lï¿½m za tï¿½m rï¿½znou teï¿½ku!
A to si piï¿½, ï¿½e trpï¿½t bude
Jako ï¿½e jsem AbuHassan
Na hï¿½ky povï¿½sï¿½m to malï¿½ seleï¿½
Uï¿½ mi trï¿½ï¿½ klacan!
6. Rï¿½d A Trest
Pokrytectvï¿½ mnohï¿½ch ve styku spoleï¿½enskï¿½m
Nenï¿½ samo sebou
Je to v zï¿½jmu stï¿½da dï¿½nï¿½, oprï¿½vnï¿½nï¿½ tlak
Motivuje ï¿½ivobytï¿½, motivuje hrï¿½za z nouzeï¿½
Motivuje strach!
Ten strach vï¿½ak vï¿½tï¿½inï¿½ ku prospï¿½chu jest
Kam by oni doï¿½li bez masekï¿½
Kdyby hnojem svï¿½ch podï¿½ï¿½zenï¿½ch duï¿½ï¿½
Nechali se vï¿½st
Tam nastoupil by chaos
Tu zas nï¿½silï¿½ zaï¿½alo by kvï¿½st
A vï¿½erejï¿½ï¿½ uï¿½tï¿½kanï¿½ psi, dnes by piï¿½tï¿½li jak ty krysy
Zloï¿½inem a neï¿½estï¿½ nechajï¿½c se svï¿½st
A tak velï¿½mï¿½
ï¿½ï¿½d a trest! To nutno jest!
Aï¿½ armï¿½da rozprï¿½ï¿½ ty krysy!
Aï¿½ visï¿½ ten neposluï¿½nï¿½ pes!
Jen ti opravdovï¿½, bez bï¿½znï¿½ a beze strachu
Nezï¿½vislï¿½ ï¿½ï¿½du spoleï¿½nosti
Mohou stï¿½da z bitvy vï¿½st
A na mocnï¿½ch ï¿½ hrdï¿½ch ï¿½elech
S pï¿½chou zodpovï¿½dnost nï¿½st
Tak vzdej holt a klaï¿½ se
S falï¿½ï¿½ loutky tebe hodnï¿½
ï¿½e pï¿½n kï¿½e si a vlï¿½dne, ï¿½e konï¿½ si a ï¿½ï¿½kï¿½ si co chce
A ty jen slintï¿½ a slouï¿½ï¿½!
Nï¿½zkej pse!
7. Ja Samaritan
Jak Nostradï¿½musï¿½
Dvojnï¿½sobnï¿½ sebevraï¿½dy senilnï¿½
Vizi mï¿½m
Vzï¿½t si ï¿½ivot?
Babi, dï¿½do: To je hï¿½ï¿½ch!
Pï¿½edejdu vï¿½s radï¿½i sï¿½m
Otrï¿½vit zï¿½kusky!
Pak mrtvï¿½ hovna vymrdï¿½m!
Shnilï¿½ zadky pomrdï¿½m
Na pleï¿½ se vï¿½m vycï¿½kï¿½m!
Bï¿½h sï¿½m, je mi odmï¿½nou:
Jï¿½ samaritï¿½n!
8. Padaji, Piskaji
Padajï¿½, pï¿½skajï¿½
s kÅ™idï¿½lky ï¿½iï¿½tiÄ¨ky
uteÄ¨te lidiÄ¨ky
uteÄ¨te lidiÄ¨ky
padajï¿½ pï¿½skajï¿½
s kÅ™idï¿½lky rakviÄ¨ky
trhajï¿½, cuckujï¿½
bÄ›ï¿½ï¿½cï¿½ lidiÄ¨ky
boÅ™ï¿½ se barï¿½Ä¨ky
plamï¿½nky ï¿½lehajï¿½
lidiÄ¨ky chcï¿½pajï¿½
lidiÄ¨ky chcï¿½pajï¿½
padajï¿½, pï¿½skajï¿½
z nebï¿½Ä¨ka bombiÄ¨ky
tam dole na zemi
zabï¿½jï¿½ lidiÄ¨ky
9. To Je Jizda Bozinku
PojÄ¸ se mnou malï¿½ dï¿½venko
jï¿½ cestu stejnou mï¿½m
dokonce i tvï¿½ rodiÄ¨e
velmi dobÅ™e znï¿½m
pÅ¯jdem spolu tï¿½mto lesï¿½kem
a jsme tam coby dup
dï¿½venka slepÄ› uvÄ›Å™ï¿½
s nï¿½m na cestu se dï¿½
netuï¿½ï¿½ vï¿½ak vÅ¯bec
s kï¿½mpak tu Ä¨est mï¿½
kdyï¿½ najednou v pÅ¯li cesty
dÄ›dek po krku ji chmï¿½t
a slizce zabreptal:
takovï¿½ mï¿½m rï¿½d
to mu vï¿½ak uï¿½
z pod kabï¿½tu
Ä¨ouhï¿½ rudej
macek
dÄ›dek kï¿½e
hlasem knÄ›ze:
vykouÅ™ï¿½ mi
klacek
po rï¿½znï¿½ch tÄ›chto slovech
klesla pod nï¿½ kolï¿½nka
dÄ›dek rychle zasï¿½hl
dodÄ›lï¿½ ji holï¿½nka
dÄ›dek uï¿½ si klekï¿½
vyhrnuje sukï¿½nku
tï¿½m velkï¿½m tvrdï¿½m choroï¿½em
trhï¿½ malou prcinku
pÄ›stmi tluÄ¨e do tÄ›lï¿½Ä¨ka
matlï¿½ si ho v hovï¿½nku
pod knï¿½ry si prozpÄ›vuje
to je jï¿½zda boï¿½ï¿½nku.
10. Kali
Nahï¿½ a Ä¨tyÅ™rukï¿½
Je Ä¨ernï¿½ dï¿½ra Kï¿½lï¿½
Je kundou svÄ›ta
A vï¿½c neï¿½ slunce pï¿½lï¿½
Minulost, pÅ™ï¿½tomnost i budoucnost
TÅ™i oÄ¨i hlï¿½sajï¿½ neomezenou
Nad tÅ™emi Ä¨asy moc
ï¿½e zpychlï¿½ lidskï¿½ hnidovina
Po miÄ¨udÄ› rozsetï¿½ jak praï¿½ivina
Transcendentï¿½lnï¿½ moÄ¨ï¿½
Bude spï¿½lena
Sobectvï¿½, podlost
Pochybnost i zï¿½vist?
Kï¿½lï¿½ na nÄ› moÄ¨ï¿½
Kï¿½lï¿½ na nÄ› kï¿½lï¿½
Z kosmu prï¿½ï¿½ na zem hovna
Kakaem smrti lÅ¯zu v popel
Kï¿½lï¿½ srovnï¿½
ï¿½e vraï¿½ednï¿½ je Ä¨mï¿½ra Kï¿½lï¿½
Ta to vï¿½lï¿½
Tï¿½ to pï¿½lï¿½!

