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KRINGSPIERTYFUS LYRICS

25,5" Kitchen Knife

"25,5" Kitchen Knife" (2002 Demo)

1. Hammered To Death
2. Kontsnor
3. John Deere 9600
4. Melting To Death
5. 25,5" Kitchen Knife
6. Howdy, Folks
7. Feces Fiesta
8. Rectal Rampage
9. Utter Lompness
10. Cesspool Zombie Splatterfest
11. You Can't Write Lyrics If You're A Cowboy Queer







1. Hammered To Death

Hammered to
Death, death...

Smashing the
Flesh, flesh...

Beaten to
Pulp, pulp...

Skull, skull...

Mutilate the flesh
Lacerate the skull
Smashing through the bone

Hammered to
Death, death...




2. Kontsnor

Kontsnor
Vol met klonten
Gadverdamme
Bah

Klonten aan je kont
Dengel dengel dengel
Grote vieze brokken
Gadverdamme bah

Klonten klonten klonten
Kontsnor
Klonten klonten klonten
Kontsnor

Klonten klonten klonten
Kontsnor

Klonten klonten
Bah




3. John Deere 9600

Nog nooit had iemand het aangedurft
De rijke, arrogante Grant Pendleton
Ook maar een strobreed
in de weg te liggen

Maar wanneer hij het geluk van Suzanne St. Claire bedreigt
Bindt haar zusje Melanie St. Claire de strijd tegen hem aan

Melanies afkeer van Pendleton
En haar bezorgdheid voor Suzanne zijn zo groot
Dat hij er niet voor terugschrikt
Opzettelijk bedrog te plegen

Dan breekt de storm boven Melanies hoofd los
En moet zij alles op alles zetten
Om zich staande te houden tegenover Grand Pendleton
Een man die nog nooit een gevecht verloren heeft

Maar dat lukt haar niet
Want hij verpletterd haar
Met zijn John Deere 9600

John Deere
John Deere
John Deere
John Deere
Deere Deere Deere

John Deere 9600




4. Melting To Death

Mel...
Ting...

Skin will turn to jelly
Ears and nose are gone
Leaving just bald skull

Floor is filled with gore
Pieces of your head
You're melting to death
Your end is near

Melting to death
Boiling within
Losing your skin
Melting to death




5. 25,5" Kitchen Knife

Back to your kitchen

Work bitch, work
Cook, wash and clean
Or you'll be stabbed to...

Death, death...

Stabbed in the head
Disfigured face left
Brutally slashed with

a 25" kitchen knife




6. Howdy, Folks

[Guideline for identifying vocals]




7. Feces Fiesta

Feces fiesta
We're all eating shit
Force fed your doo-doo
Crap in my mouth

Shit eaters
Shit eaters
Shit eaters
Feces fiesta

Feces fiesta
Eat boiled brown soil
Digested your poo-poo
Crapped back in your mouth

Shit eaters
Shit eaters
Shit eaters
Feces fiesta

The rule of the ancient feces-god




8. Rectal Rampage

Rectal...
Rampage...

Hacked up from below
Butt cheaks split wite open
Blood flushing anus
Floor filled with gore

Rampage in your rectum
Your bowels are unrecognizable
Kidneys chopped, liver removed
Crowbar through your guts

Your anus now a battlefield
Gross rectal mutilation

Rectum sliced in two
Lower organs exposed
Rotten gas released
Rectal rampage complete




9. Utter Lompness

Utter
Utter
Utter
Lompness

Utter
Utter
Utter
Lompness

Eating through your brain
Gorging on your ears
Feasting on your eyes
Until you see no more

Undead zombie maggots
Crawling through your skull
Gnawling out your stemcells
Eating brain to pulp

Looommmppp!




10. Cesspool Zombie Splatterfest

Smell of feces disgusting
Decayed zombies
You are thrown into a
Cesspool zombie splatterfest

Stinking rotten corpses
Anal gore all over
Replace your brains with feces

Cesspool zombie splatterfest

Cesspool zombie splatter
Fest
Cesspool zombie splatter
Fest
Cesspool zombie splatter
Fest
Cesspool zombie splatter
Fest

Smell of death is near
Decomposing rotten flesh

Cesspool
Zombie
Splatter
Fest




11. You Can't Write Lyrics If You're A Cowboy Queer

You can rollerskate
in a buffalo herd

You can't write lyrics
If you're a cowboy queer
You can't write lyrics
If you're a cowboy queer

You can't write lyrics
If you're a cowboy queer
But you can be happy
If you put your mind to it

 


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